You may know all about your maven mansion here on Earth — but what sign are you on the major planet Ventiplex ? The a la mode episode of Doctor Who ’s kid - friendly spin - off , The Sarah Jane Adventures , include this gorgeous reproduction of the Ventiplexan astrological chart . It ’s all making sentience to me now . But what about the Draconians , the militant race of sexist lounge lizard - citizenry who nearly slice the Doctor in half back in 1973 ? They have a cool - look astrological chart as well , it turns out . Spoilers below .

The former SJA plot line , “ secret Of The Stars , ” had almost everything . You had the obligatory extension to the fact that Sarah Jane used to move around with the Doctor and now she ’s serve as a sort of Doctor - second-stringer to a gaggle of aprentices . You have the amazingly hammy villain , who can roll both his eye and his consonant with the thrill of taking over the universe . You have Sarah Jane standing up to another bully and being the best mom ever . And you have your classic science - vs - magic plot line , where we cleave the difference of opinion and find out that actually thaumaturgy is just the skill of another universe . For those who pretermit it , wash up astrologer Martin Trueman gets nuke by the star , and it turn out star divination really is true after all — but only in the universe before ours , the one which existed before the Big Bang . Trueman suffer on video and tells everyone to result their home and stand in circles , for reasonableness that remain a bit opaque . But Sarah Jane ’s adopted Logos , Luke , finally figures out that since he was n’t born , he has no zodiac sign , and so Trueman ’s star divination - based power do n’t affect him . good line ever : “ You riffle a switch ? ! The ancient lights hold out the Big Bang and you suppose you could stop them just by flick a switch ? ” I could just discover David Tennant in my heading saying , “ Well , yes , I did rather . ” I wonder how long before hoi polloi in the medico Who universe stop being surprised when half their hump single roam out of their home in a haze . ( “ Oh , never heed , it ’s just the globose mind control again . Why does it always happen during the football game ? Just delay off the rooftops this time , okay ? ” )

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