OCEntertainmentwanted to acknowledge why we do n’t have aComment of the Week . I do n’t really have an answer to that , but how about a collecting of this week ’s best#whitenoisecomment threads instead ?
If you do n’t wish the heading view , you canclick here .
https://gizmodo.com/from-whitenoise-batman-warmongers-and-drunkards-5481651
We ’re lofty of ourcomment systemand commenter biotic community . A great display of the unmingled insanity and brilliance of the gals and son who make it so wonderful is our open forum,#whitenoise . From Whitenoiseis a regular feature to show the good of the full and the weirdest of the weird .
https://gizmodo.com/almost-everything-you-could-want-to-know-about-commen-5465437
It ’s the weekend , soJuxandsome palsare getting an early offset on#drunkmodo . In their defense though , they ’re being creditworthy andkeeping trackof their BACs .
Oh , Nathan Obbards ! Always quick with a new game screw thread or aBatman - theme photoshop challenge .
jeevesofRKdiawants you to stick acaption on his strange origination .
So far my favorite areWolfCobra13‘s
I ’m the Twitter whale ’s depressed cousin !
andotko‘s
I ’m blue da ba dee ba da bi
Ok , mayhap I ’m fibbing about being all that doting of Otko ’s line — I really hate that song — but I ’m just happy he ’s repay us in#whitenoise .
low Mouseis hand everyone — including himself — in#whitenoiseapat on the back :
You guys are specially hilarious today , bringing your A - game and knickknack . Good work , you ’ve harbor me … now get back to it .
MagicalTrevis getting serious and needssome advice :
Ok , I could use some advice , or at least some educated feeling . I ’ll reconcile for what I can get here , though .
Jabs aside , I have relied on a PDA in some sort or another for the last 10 years . I do not want to spend a monthly fee for the privilege of using a smartphone when I ’m not interested in the information feature . I postulate something to keep track of appointment , can stash away simple notes quickly , and I would n’t mind if it stored an destination book or could play music . Displaying pictures would also be a strong plus , as would sync with either outlook or google calendar . If I could get these feature of speech in a phone without needing to sign up for a data package , that would be idealistic as I ’m tired of carrying around multiple machine . Thoughts or prompting ?
video byJiri Brozovsky
SmokeyRiversmissedmost of it , but there was a howling warfare . The troop of#whitenoiserswent off into battle against Lifehacker and Kotaku . Thankfully , General Bill Ca n’t Farthelped keep things organize :
OK , flock . In about 1 hour , we will begin war against Kotaku . This conflict will be more challanging . There ’s a ripe chance the foe could retaliate and assault our floor . There will be lives lost .
So , battle plans . We ’ll be attacking Kotaku’s#speakupat 11 am EST . Let ’s gather all our competition musical theme and games and post them there . If you do n’t understand what ’s going on , take a feel at what ’s left of Lifehacker’s#openthread([lifehacker.com ] ) and the#greatgizwartag .
call up guy , we ’re going over there to have fun . Some of the editors have cue us to not countenance things get too out of restraint . So do n’t get too crazy , objectionable , stunned , etc . We ’re not troll , we’re#whitenoisers . Our finish is to spread our ways to the other Gawker blog .
Ok , Ok . I ’ll be true . I do have a favorite comment thread right now . It was started by a comrade namedBobotheTeddyand is a tribute tomost of the Gizmodo editors(though I believe thatBrownskistill wants to knowwhat make me so darn specialthat I get to have the peachy banhammer ) .
Wednesday is supposed to be#wednesdaybookclubin#whitenoise , andFractal the MeekandjeevesofRKdiamade sure toget somediscussionsstarted .
photograph byIan Wilson
I ’m not sure what Kotaku commenterdeanbmmvwas thinking when he posted this picture in#whitenoise , but it certainly kicked offone heck of a thread .
This workweek ’s Fake Rumor Thursdayand the fantasticDamage , Splashbrought us this silliness :
7 . Further spur by the current Thread Raids , hearsay has it other Giz comment team is shape programme for counter attack . For representative , lifehacker will either use automated comment plan of attack or use outside third party to cover that , as using actual manpower would really hamper their productiveness . io9 is bruit to practice cyborgs from out space , while Japolik will employ bunches of degenerate gondola lovers .
All house points to the LEGION infest Gizmodo . Thanks guys , like we really need that .
7 . Apple ’s Mighty / Magic / Hyper Mega Mouse will be supercede by the super silken G - Spot Mouse . Lines forming as we speak , developing .
7 . Kingston , outraged by reports of not so nice retentivity cards go in their supply chain , purchased several Chinese mill in Shenzen , and introduced raw agate line , such as Samdisk , SanSunk , and Rexar . develop .
7 . Sony will completely empty Memory Stick and adopt XD as their primary memory data format . Then the XD will be straight off supplemented by XD - HS - PRO - XG - PS3++ and XD - DUO - PRO - PS4+++ .
7 . Jay Leno will present a novel sidekick : Conan O’Brien . Andy Richter will be their personal hard worker for the rest of the term .
It seems thatjmcm‘s Quaker was really bored while deck his or her room , but it stilllooks neat .
Conspiracies!Zmx15wants to play a biz :
This one is called Conspiracy . You just keep relating things to other thing and end up with a whole huge cabal theory .
ExamplePersonA : January is a calendar month
ExamplePersonB : January set about with J
ExamplePersonC : Jesus also starts with J
ExamplePersonQ : Jesus works for Gizmodo
Jason Chen also work for Gizmodo .
Jason justgot a bunny girl .
bunny are malevolent …
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